Ladies and Gentlemen
To those among you who are easily frightened
We suggest you turn away now
To those of you who think you can take it, we say
Welcome to the Mad House
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Welcome
To the Mad House
Mad House
To the Mad House
House
Mad House
House
To the Mad House
House
Come on, come on, come on in
Come on, come on in
Come on, come on, come on in
Come on, come on in
Mad House
Welcome
To the mad house
Mad House
To the mad House
House
Mad House
Mad House
Ahh ahhhh ahh ahhhh
Ahhhh ahhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh ahhhh
Ooohhhh
Ahh ahhhh ahh ahhhh
Ahhhh ahhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh ahhhh
Ooohhhh
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Welcome to the Mad